I just received this out of office response to an email I sent...name erased to 'save' the ignorant.
Sent: Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:05 AM
To: Jennifer Jacobs
Subject: Out of Office
I am currently out of the office today with limited access to email. Please leave a voice message if you require my immediate assistance. I will return your call as soon possible.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Are you and I in "agreeance"?
Are you ready to "gobble up" this information?
This is where you get put in a pickle.
I put it on the top of the page so it can be "black and white and read all over".
She is not happy now that the "rubber is hitting the road".
I was talking to him, you know, just kind of "picking the tires".
That is my whole new "plush of fear".
He didn't notice that I put it in the contract...I just kind of "scrooped" it in there.
This is where you get put in a pickle.
I put it on the top of the page so it can be "black and white and read all over".
She is not happy now that the "rubber is hitting the road".
I was talking to him, you know, just kind of "picking the tires".
That is my whole new "plush of fear".
He didn't notice that I put it in the contract...I just kind of "scrooped" it in there.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Happy Valentime's Eve
I was number 1 in my class of 152 graduates so I was "valivictorian".
Consider yourself "bewarned".
Tomorrow, we will be saying "TJIF".
Consider yourself "bewarned".
Tomorrow, we will be saying "TJIF".
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Milk-a-WHAAAT?
I received a funny email forward with this as the message: "this is funny take it in the light of it."
Once that happens we will really be "eating our arm".
Once we get our "playbooks going".
I have all mine "on taps...I mean tightropes".
If you ask her, she will come back with this "rebute".
That is when we "come at a stop".
I would like to give explanations on some of these, but your guess is "as good as gold".
endrenched = entrenched
Once that happens we will really be "eating our arm".
Once we get our "playbooks going".
I have all mine "on taps...I mean tightropes".
If you ask her, she will come back with this "rebute".
That is when we "come at a stop".
I would like to give explanations on some of these, but your guess is "as good as gold".
endrenched = entrenched
Names changed to save the innocent.
It was 'dibbed' up between Kevin and I. (divided)
'Drilldown' = breakdown
Jumping at the guns.
'Drilldown' = breakdown
Jumping at the guns.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Excommunicado
If you don’t enter it right, "it will spit back at you."
"Isn't that what you have been beating over my head for?" - talking to a client about some new feature they asked for…
Being without underwear = going "comanche"
"Isn't that what you have been beating over my head for?" - talking to a client about some new feature they asked for…
Being without underwear = going "comanche"
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Such is Life
One night my friend Chris and I were having a discussion about science. At some point I made an observation that must have struck a chord with him. He sat there a moment and then replied, "Yeah, I almost thought that."
How would he know? If he knew he almost thought it, then wouldn't he have actually thought it?
Explanation Point!
This software is about to "be out of lifed".
Did you take any "pitchers" of the new baby?
Two turtle doves and a partridge in a "bare" tree.
Whoops, I "mispronounciated" her name.
I couldn't really hear the conversation, I only heard "snipbits".
Did you take any "pitchers" of the new baby?
Two turtle doves and a partridge in a "bare" tree.
Whoops, I "mispronounciated" her name.
I couldn't really hear the conversation, I only heard "snipbits".
You get more with honey than bees.
I will handle the pricing when it comes to the "contract arena time".
Michelle and I went to them "unitomous" and told them the same thing.
Is there anything we can do "pre-hand"?
Let's think about it and "raveen" at a later date.
It's not my decision. I will just let "the higher bees come down with a whip".
**And the Momentum Word of the Day**
Insanity - Trying to solve problems, expecting different results, using the exact same methods.
Michelle and I went to them "unitomous" and told them the same thing.
Is there anything we can do "pre-hand"?
Let's think about it and "raveen" at a later date.
It's not my decision. I will just let "the higher bees come down with a whip".
**And the Momentum Word of the Day**
Insanity - Trying to solve problems, expecting different results, using the exact same methods.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Don't talk to ex-con artists!
Will you "circle around" to her and ask her again?
A tornado was coming so we "hovered down" in the basement.
She was so mad she went on a "tyrant".
I need to pick up a birthday cake, so I am going to the "breadery".
I was in an "erotic" mood and cleaned the entire house.
It was filled to "compacity".
A tornado was coming so we "hovered down" in the basement.
She was so mad she went on a "tyrant".
I need to pick up a birthday cake, so I am going to the "breadery".
I was in an "erotic" mood and cleaned the entire house.
It was filled to "compacity".
Monday, February 1, 2010
Self-Explanetary
There is a "logic to my madness".
The meeting has been "planneded" for Tuesday.
"Supposably" we are launching new products tomorrow.
The "clapst" on my necklace is "broke".
I always "levitate" to the nerds in the group.
I don't mean to "throw a monkey in this" but I see a major problem with the implementation of SIP "authentification".
The meeting has been "planneded" for Tuesday.
"Supposably" we are launching new products tomorrow.
The "clapst" on my necklace is "broke".
I always "levitate" to the nerds in the group.
I don't mean to "throw a monkey in this" but I see a major problem with the implementation of SIP "authentification".
New Leash on Life
We were just sitting around "chat chittin".
It may not be very crowded, the rain might "detour" the fans.
I think I'll have some "Albuquerque" tuna for lunch.
This shouldn't be discussed in this meeting, let's "salad bar" that topic.
On they are just "raining on my everyday parade"!
It may not be very crowded, the rain might "detour" the fans.
I think I'll have some "Albuquerque" tuna for lunch.
This shouldn't be discussed in this meeting, let's "salad bar" that topic.
On they are just "raining on my everyday parade"!
Running between chicken butts...
"incentitive" = incentive
"authentification" = authentication
We really need a "dramastic" change around here.
I tried to get the water out of the pool, but I couldn't "cypher" it out.
Never look a "gift horse in the eye".
I'm sorry I interrupted you, I didn't mean to "shortcome you".
How many 7 Deadly Sins are there?
"authentification" = authentication
We really need a "dramastic" change around here.
I tried to get the water out of the pool, but I couldn't "cypher" it out.
Never look a "gift horse in the eye".
I'm sorry I interrupted you, I didn't mean to "shortcome you".
How many 7 Deadly Sins are there?
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