Thursday, November 17, 2022

Keep Your Clothes On, Please

His music is very lethargic. (cathartic)

My uncle was so giving, he would take his shirt off his back.

At McDonalds drive thru I ordered a small caramel macchiato and rolled up to the pay window and the woman was screaming "ONE SMALL ICED CAMEL TOE MACHILATI!"

We have to jumble through some hoops internally. (written in an email!)

It hit me like a sack of bricks.

He is a wolf in sheep skinned clothing.

He was cooking Roman noodles.

Whoa boy, they came out cooking on all cylinders!

I was so mad I had snowballs coming out of my ears.