Confused?

I don't want to be misconscrewed.

Monkeys and Gin

Throw a monkey into the wrench.

I mean, I got the just of it.

We are all on the same pace.

You know, the song that goes "Sucking on gin and juice."

I love panquakes!

I think I'll have a glass of the pinot manure.

FREE WILLY

I mean you just can't give them away free willy!  (willy nilly)

Wow, that's extra...

It was nothing out of the extraordinary.

Few from Atlanta, GA

That cop has a blow horn to yell at the people leaving the stadium.
(=bullhorn...I actually googled this one and it seems blow horn can be used in place of bullhorn, but it just sounds wrong to me, so I'm leaving it on here!)

When things like that happen, it is so sad that the person has to live with a stigmatizm.  (the stigma)

They are a pair...

He isn't worth his salt and pepper.

Stand-A-What?

Question:            “What device has the wireless connection?”

Answer:               “It’s a standalong”

Road Trip Gold

I couldn't get any 'innerformation'.

He came up with that 'off the cusp'.  (off the cuff)

Didn't you want to be a mortuary?

Hindsight is 50/50.

Oh, it is half of one or a dozen of the other.

Proud

You should be proud and "hang your head up high"!

Not hard to be smarter than these 4th graders...

At a museum we saw an arm/hand with smallpox.  While we passed, a child asked me what the difference was between Smallpox and Chicken Pox, I answered "I guess smallpox doesn't come from chickens."  A few minutes later, a little girl walked up to me with WIDE eyes and said "CHICKEN POX COMES FROM A CHICKEN????" 

While at the Rosa Parks Museum:  When we were walking by a Rosa Parks statue, I heard a child ask "Who is that?" and another child answered "Oprah."  

Who painted the Mona Lisa? 
“Leonardo The Vinci”— Madelyn 

Is it a work word?

We try to have more of a partnership than a “vendorship”.

Like a...fish?

“I just feel like I’m swimming uphill.”   

A strikingly large amount...

Dramastically!  If done correctly, it cuts the task time down dramastically!