Triple Treat

Do what we have to now and we may get to Phase 2 "ten miles down the lane".

I tried to pick up the 2 yr old child, but he went "boneless".  (limp)

Threw him "under the rug". (bus)

Walking In Water?

A worker paving around a newly installed pool fell in. He went instantly to the bottom and wasn't moving.  One of the other guys got him out and asked him why he didn't kick or swim to the top. He said he didn't know how to swim so he was going to sink to the bottom and walk out. 

True story. 

Train'er again, Jim!

Just heard in training class. "Just choose one of the configurisations".

Hello, Pot.

He is dumb, d-u-m-n.

From Where?

"He had a baby! Did you see the pictures?"
"From how?"

Kathy Who?

Sometimes he comes in here and doesn't say anything and sometimes he is chatter kathy.

How did he get that bruise?

He saved a building from a bunch of burning babies.

Where is your car?

"Across the street, kitty corner from the stop sign."