Big Day

'Come as you go' (Come and go or come as you are?)

He was angry and said he was going to 'ring him up'. (ream out?)

It was 45 degrees and I had never been so 'cold for my life'.

The process is so 'strenius' and stressful. (strenuous)

These guys want to buy the whole 'kabity', not just one or two products. (kaboodle)

We would be selling the whole 'aunchalada' to customers. (Enchilada)

Heard on TV...

I heard these on TV tonight and thought they were perfect for the blog!

It is 'redumanant' to give a greeting card that says you care...of course you care if you get them a card.

If you can afford diamonds you should buy 'Cuban zirconium'. It is made by Cubans so it is a lot cheaper.

Then you have yourself a...what?

When the sales engineer gives too much information that causes the customer to ask more questions...then you have a 'columbrant'. (conundrum?)

The amendment sent was 'efficient'. (sufficient)

What were you talking about?

I hear that story over and over...it is a 'classical' conversation.

Sir, what do you use the bandana for?

This is Matt's dad at Do Dah Day two years ago. Isn't he handsome? I especially like the smiley face tattoo!

Don't help him!

statistics = status sticks

When I was trying on a low cut shirt, I was 'humidified'. (humiliated)

Kelly isn't a fan of assisted suicide AKA 'euthanism'.

What is it made of?

Manogahide = naugahyde

They are 'treading in shallow water'.

Can you tell me where the 'bathrune' is?

I have been working out and I think I pulled my 'calft' muscle.

Careful!

I think we sent out a 'sandblast' email about the 'incentative' program.

I've been trying to go around the horse all day to get that amendment.

Jorge has the life!

They call him the what???

algum-orithum = algorithm

Oh, a blunder.

My 'upmost' apologies for missing the meeting 2 weeks ago.

Sorry we couldn't be able to make it to the last meeting. We had a little bit of blunders.