Stand-A-What?

Question:            “What device has the wireless connection?”

Answer:               “It’s a standalong”

Road Trip Gold

I couldn't get any 'innerformation'.

He came up with that 'off the cusp'.  (off the cuff)

Didn't you want to be a mortuary?

Hindsight is 50/50.

Oh, it is half of one or a dozen of the other.

Proud

You should be proud and "hang your head up high"!