Right word...well, almost.

Please shut the door and don't let that 'wast' in! (wasp)

I need to empty the filter on the 'valcum' cleaner.

Insidiutards = inside out

Overload?

That dog has so much 'electricity'! (energy)

The call was great and I feel like I am on information 'download'.

You can't soap that smell off!

Blonde mullet anyone?

Isaac ("I-sa-ic") had his initiation into Tier 2 yesterday...

You had them what?

I just had a few of my clothes 'alterated'.

In LA, there are a 'plether' of grocery stores.

Slow Week

She has a 'go lucky' attitude.

"If you have a shot, can you give me a call?"

"I hope someone takes all my clothes. I really need some money." --(actually talking about consignment selling, not other ways of making money...)

"Well, I have an electric one, but sometimes you just need to screw something." --(actually talking about a screwdriver)

One Word

If it is not a vowel... It must be a 'constanint'.

How many 'tongs' are on a fork?

I made spaghetti and added extra 'presto' and 'organo'.

So tomorrow we need to get together and begin an 'outlay'. = outline

He gives you the whole spit.

Oh, I wish I had more...

I don't know where he is! I'm not "his mother's keeper". Well, I'm not!

He has already wroten me back. (Rhymes with floatin')

You can use my monkey bag. ( a gift bag with monkeys on it)

I hate birds with broken necks and severated heads.

The problems we had did not give me the ooey gooey.