Got Garbage?

Do you know where a land field is where I can dump trash?

Or Green?

Everything?

Who proofread this?

Read the Bulletin!

My precious baby boy got Baptist this morning.

Full of Thanks

Friend 1: "Everyday I am great full. Especially thank full for my health."
Friend 2: "same oh same oh"

Do you have to be a grammar nazi for this to make you sad for our future?

I Love Conference Calls!

Conference Call 1

Me:  "Can you pull the migration data and send it to me?"

Programmer: "I think I can pull a quarry and will send."  

Conference Call 2      

"Are we avoiding asking the question?"  

 "Yes, I assume it is avoision."

Conference Call 3

"We are checking our backend to see if we are healthy."  

Conference calls aren't all useless.