I think you are right...

We are working hard, but I don't think we are 'gaining any retraction'.

You'll Do No Such Thing!

We'll get that 'knocked up' for you.

What's for Dinner?

We are having butter beans, pan-fried potatoes and 'coldslaw'.

Two In One

While passing a pitcher to someone, "Go ahead and drink straight out of the cantainer."

No matter how hard you try, you can't cantainer.

Pronouced can-tainer.