Extra Syllable?

This will help you "prioritytize" that...

Poor Thing

We were poor when I was young... I wore a lot of "handy-down"clothes.  

Thank you, Gordon Ramsey

I am like so upset inside, I’m fumigating.

Three Days of Pure Gold

Got a lot recently...all these from three days of meetings!

1)  The decision is not 'locked in stone.'

2)  It isn't a technology that is easy to 'put your head on' (around?).

3)  Even if you don't want to hear it, you can't 'stick your head down in the dirt' (sand?).

4)  We need to get the employees 'enthusiatic' about it.

5)  We need new products.  Customers LOVE 'whistles and bells'.

Bulls and Foxes

My little girl has always been “healthy as a fox”.

He ran through here like a “bull in a china closet”. 

I don’t want to cause an “abstraction” but we’ll get right back to this meeting.  (distraction?)

Soup and Peaches

This is the picture that "landed me in hot soup".  (got me in hot water)

This past month has been rocky, I want the next 30 days to be "peachy king".

Three in One Day!!!

1.  I wasn't 'implementing' you in the trouble!  (Implicating)

2.  He will always have the 'astigmatism' of being responsible for that.  (stigma)

3.  We need to go over that with a 'fine tuned comb'.

=a mutual relationship or connection between two or more things

So if the two sets of data are related, where is the "co-elition"?   (I think she meant correlation.)

Where are we?

If this option doesn't work, then we are 'in dead water'.  No reason to move forward.

Our own Shamu?

Like verb tense of snapshot?

"No problem, I'll snapshoot it and send it to technical support."

Busy Night

Creet =  create


I usually drink out of a red silo cup.


Urethra!!  I found it!

Well, mark that off!

Nothing like marking aarons off my to-do list. 

I'm not sure if that is a good thing...

She is 'sharp as a whip".

Breaks your what?

"It really breaks my heart strings."

Is that legal?

"He just committed a Foo Pawx."

Climatic - Relating to Climate

"I thought that customer call was going to be so much better.  That was really not climatic." 



To clear this up:

Anticlimactic - causing disappointment at the end of an exciting or impressive series of events

FB Fail #2

How many ears old are you?

Facebook Fails

Yes, birds can play, too!

Two for One Post!

“I didn’t realize all the ramificussions of posting the photo.” 

“She’s not the brightest tool in the shed.”

That's exactly what it is worth.

"Take this info with a grain of sand." 

Yea, that's it.

I guess they figured their inconspipuality makes them think no one sees them

Is that a lot?

We have "hundreds and thousands" of customers.  Is that hundreds...or thousands?

Makes Sense!

Hanzitizer = Hand Sanitizer

Now that is getting down...

Getting down to 'brass tactics'.

Few new ones...

"Normenclature" = nomenclature

"Gratifaction" = gratification?

"harmed and dangerous" = armed and dangerous...I think

Work Meeting

While we develop the new app, it is going to be a little 'mish mash'. 

The Olympics are Clearly Unscripted

"She nailed it on the head."

"She's a tough cookie to crack."  I supposed you can crack a cookie, depending on how stale.

"We have to hit the deck running."

Flynn Who?

“That’s a lot of water under the dam.”


Which ship do you want to tie your boat to?  (When decided to make a big decision.)


We've tied our hands to that boat.  (Made the decision.)


Its on like Flynn!