Keep Your Clothes On, Please

His music is very lethargic. (cathartic)

My uncle was so giving, he would take his shirt off his back.

At McDonalds drive thru I ordered a small caramel macchiato and rolled up to the pay window and the woman was screaming "ONE SMALL ICED CAMEL TOE MACHILATI!"

We have to jumble through some hoops internally. (written in an email!)

It hit me like a sack of bricks.

He is a wolf in sheep skinned clothing.

He was cooking Roman noodles.

Whoa boy, they came out cooking on all cylinders!

I was so mad I had snowballs coming out of my ears.

Bigger Economies?

We need to buy in bulk to reach the 'scale of economies'.

"He's throwing me under the mud." - I beleive he mean 'throwing me under the bus'.

He is the apple in my eye.  (sounds painful)

I'll kick the door in on that one.  (They meant kick the tires, dip my toe in the water, etc)

He was sick as a horse.  (Note: Wiktionary says this is used, but I don't believe everything the internet says and I think it is supposed to be 'sick as a dog' so I added it anyway!)

From Start to When?

We'll go over this from start to beginning.

They almost threw us out with the baby water, but gave us a second chance.

I'll have post distress order.

Don't Play with Rabies!

 You know me, I have icicles in my veins.

My dog can barely walk. Don't that sound like paralyzation?

The kids are running me rabid.

Granddaddy, Ghosts and Bells

 That was the 'granddaddy of the mall'!

We need to 'ghost' the IPs to fix the issue (whitelist).

We have the application but we aren't using all the bells and wheels.

Magistical Ducks with two heads...

 Don't look at me with two heads!

Like a buffalo in a china shop.

Fishing was so fun today.  It was like catching ducks in a barrel.

I'm telling you, what she was telling me was falling on death ears.

Epsilepcy, you know, the disease.

Yeah, she was going through metapause and acted kind of crazy.

They were close, they were stuck at the hip.

You know my cousin Bobby?  He's the one that is short and stalky.

It was 'magistical'. Magic + mystical.  (while describing a merdog, dog with mermaid tail).